THE CHURCH POLICE

WITH EVERY PASSING DAY I AM BECOMING INCREASINGLY TURNED OFF WITH CHURCH PEOPLE. IM GETTING TIRED OF THEM. CHURCH PEOPLE MAKE ME WANT TO RUN FROM CHURCH. THEY TURN ME OFF. I CAN CERTAINLY SEE WHY MILLIONS ARE LEAVING THE CHURCH.

WHEN I SAY CHURCH PEOPLE, I AM NOT REFERRING TO MOST
BORN AGAIN CHRISTIANS, BUT THE ONES THAT FEEL LIKE THEY HAVE BEEN CALLED TO BE THE CHURCH POLICE. THEY SEEM TO THINK THAT GOD HAS CALLED AND ORDAINED THEM TO CORRECT OTHERS AND TO SPEAK INTO THEIR LIVES. YOU KNOW, THE BROTHER OR SISTER THAT "HAS A WORD FOR YOU"

THIS IS A BIG TURN OFF FOR BOTH REGULAR CHRISTIANS AND THE UNSAVED. THE MORE I AM AROUND CHURCH POLICE, THE MORE THAT I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE ARE SO TURNED OFF TO CHURCH. WHO WANTS TO HANG OUT WITH A BUNCH OF SELF RIGHTEOUS FINGER POINTERS? WHO WANTS TO BE CRITICIZED AND REBUKED EVERY OTHER DAY?

I GET REPRIMANDED DAILY BY PEOPLE THAT ARE "WORRIED" ABOUT ME. PEOPLE THAT FEEL LIKE IT IS THEIR PLACE TO REBUKE AND CORRECT ME. FOR WHAT? BEING A HUMAN BEING? TELLING JOKES? ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT GOD AND LIFE? ASKING HARD QUESTIONS THAT EVERYONE HAS BUT IS AFRAID TO ASK?

WHO AM I? AM I A PREACHER? NO! AM I A CHURCH LEADER? NO! AM I A SEMINARY STUDENT? NO! AM I PUBLIC FIGURE? NO! I AM JUST A REGULAR GUY GETTING MY ASS KICKED IN LIFE EVERYDAY TRYING TO MAKE IT WITH A FEW LAUGHS. I BELIEVE IN JOKING ALL THE WAY TO THE GALLOWS.

THERE ARE SEVERAL INDIVIDUALS THAT FEEL THE NEED TO TELL ME HOW TO RUN MY LIFE, HOW TO ACT, WHAT TO SAY, WHAT NOT TO SAY, WHAT KIND OF PICTURES TO POST ON MY BLOG, WHERE I CAN HANG OUT WITH MY FRIENDS, WHAT I CAN EAT AND WHAT I CAN DRINK. PLENTY OF PEOPLE TELLING ME THAT I AM OUT OF GOD'S WILL AND A BAD INFLUENCE TO OTHERS, THAT I AM A FREAKING LEADER, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

I CAN GUARANTEE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE PEOPLE HAVE AREAS OF THEIR LIVES THAT THEY NEED THE GRACE OF GOD IN. LUST, FEAR, GREED, PRIDE, SELF RIGHTEOUSNESS, HYPOCRISY. WHAT IF I WAS CONSTANTLY JUMPING ON THEM? JESUS SAID SOMETHING ABOUT PULLING THE BOARD OUT OF YOUR OWN EYE BEFORE PICKING AT THE SPECK IN YOUR BROTHERS EYE. A LOT OF CHURCH PEOPLE NEED TO DO THIS.

INSTEAD OF WORRYING ABOUT ME, WORRY ABOUT YOURSELF. IM SURE I CAN FIND PLENTY OF DIRT IF I LOOK A FEW MINUTES. GEEZ, NOW, FOR THE FIRST TIME, I CAN CLEARLY SEE WHY SO MANY PEOPLE STAY AWAY FROM CHRISTIANITY IN DROVES. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH JESUS, IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH THE STINKING SELF RIGHTEOUSNESS OF THE SELF APPOINTED CHURCH POLICE.

WHAT MEN WANT FROM WOMEN

YESTERDAY I WROTE ABOUT WHAT WOMEN WANT FROM THEIR HUSBANDS AND I RECEIVED NUMEROUS COMMENTS AND EMAILS THAT I WAS ABSOLUTELY CORRECT. THAT IS BECAUSE I SPENT TEN YEARS LISTENING TO FRUSTRATED WOMEN TELL MY WHY THEY WERE CHEATING ON OR LEAVING THEIR HUSBANDS. I AM A GOOD LISTENER AND I DO NOT JUDGE.

NOW I AM GOING TO LET THE WOMEN KNOW WHAT THEIR HUSBANDS WANT. THIS POST WILL ANGER MANY WOMEN AND I WILL RECEIVE NUMEROUS REPRIMANDS. BUT I SPEAKETH THE TRUTH.

1) THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT A MAN WANTS FROM HIS WIFE IS SEX. HE WANTS TO HAVE SEX A LOT. A WHOLE LOT. AND HE WANTS YOU TO LOOK GOOD. THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT A MAN IS LOOKING FOR IS A HOTTY WOMAN TO HAVE SEX WITH. NOW THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU HAVE TO LOOK LIKE A PORN STAR. YOUR HUSBAND WAS ALREADY ATTRACTED TO YOU WHEN HE STARTED COURTING YOU.

HE JUST WANTS YOU TO LOOK YOUR BEST. IF YOU ARE WALKING AROUND THE HOUSE LOOKING LIKE A METH ADDICT, THEN HE WILL NOT BE TURNED ON. MEN ARE SIGHT ORIENTED. EVEN ELDERLY MEN. MEN LOVE TO LOOK AT FEMALES. WIFE, TAKE CARE OF YOUR HAIR AND MAKEUP. LOOK YOUR BEST. THE LADIES AT THE OFFICE DO.

2) THE SECOND THING THAT A MAN WANTS IS A PERSONAL CHEERLEADER. HE WANTS PRAISE, ADMIRATION AND ENCOURAGEMENT FROM HIS WIFE. HE WANTS YOU TO MAKE HIM FEEL LIKE HE HAS HUNG THE MOON. NEVER, EVER BELITTLE HIM IN PUBLIC OR COMPARE HIM TO OTHER MEN. THIS WILL DEVASTATE HIS EGO AND PLACE A BARRIER BETWEEN YOU.

YOUR HUSBAND IS CRAVING YOUR APPROVAL. IF HE DOES NOT GET APPROVAL AND ADMIRATION FROM YOU, THEN HE WILL SEEK IT FROM OTHER WOMEN. THIS WILL LEAD TO CHEATING BECAUSE HE IS NOT GETTING WHAT HE NEEDS AT HOME.

3) YOU MAN WANTS YOU TO TAKE CARE OF HIM. HE WANTS A WIFE. SOMEONE TO DO FOR HIM. REMEMBER, HE GREW UP WITH HIS MOTHER DOING FOR HIM. THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU HAVE TO BE A DOMESTIC SLAVE, BUT MOST MEN WANT THEIR WIVES TO COOK AND MAKE THE CAVE INTO A HOME.

LADIES, I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT THERE ARE WOMEN WHERE HE WORKS OR GOES TO CHURCH THAT WILL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO LOOK GOOD, HAVE SEX, STROKE HIS EGO AND BAKE HIM BROWNIES. SO WHY NOT DO ALL OF THAT YOURSELF?

WHAT WOMEN WANT

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I USED TO BE A MARRIAGE COUNSELOR AND A PASTOR IN THE FULL TIME MINISTRY. BUT NOW I HAVE TO WORK FOR A LIVING. BUT THAT DOESN'T STOP PEOPLE FROM CALLING ME AND WRITING TO ME ABOUT THEIR MARRIAGE PROBLEMS.

I WILL BE THE FIRST TO SAY THAT I DO NOT HAVE ALL OF THE ANSWERS, BUT I HAVE HAD SEVERAL YEARS EXPERIENCE OF LISTENING TO CHEATING OR FRUSTRATED WIVES TALK ABOUT THEIR HUSBANDS.

I HAVE INTERVIEWED MANY WOMEN ABOUT THIS TOPIC AND WANTED TO PASS ON TO MY MALE FRIENDS THESE TIDBITS OF WISDOM THAT MAY KEEP THEIR WIVES AT HOME.

1) THE NUMBER ONE MOST IMPORTANT THING THAT A WOMAN WANTS FROM A MAN IS ATTENTION. BY THAT I ALSO MEAN COMMUNICATION. YOUR WIFE WANTS YOUR ATTENTION DUDE. IF YOU ARE NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO HER, THEN SOME OTHER GUY WILL, AND YOU WILL END UP DIVORCED. SHE WILL END UP CHEATING.

MANY MEN DO NOT TALK TO THEIR WIVES. THEY DO NOT SHARE THEIR FEELINGS. THEY DO NOT TAKE NOTICE OF THEIR WIVES FEELINGS OR CONCERNS. MANY MEN NO LONGER NOTICE THEIR WIVES. THEY ARE NOT INTERESTED IN THEIR WIVES.

WOMEN CRAVE ATTENTION. THEY LOVE TO TALK FOR HOURS ABOUT THINGS THAT MEN FIND UNINTERESTING. BUT THAT IS HOW IT IS DUDE. PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR WIFE OR SOME OTHER GUY WILL. TALK TO HER! TAKE AN INTEREST IN HER THINGS. NOTICE HER! COMPLIMENT HER!

2) THE NUMBER TWO THING THAT A WOMAN IS LOOKING FOR IS AFFECTION. THEY WANT YOU TO TOUCH THEM A LOT, NOT JUST SEXUALLY, BUT AFFECTIONATELY. THEY WANT YOU TO LOVE ON THEM, PAT ON THEM AND COMPLIMENT THEM. SOME WOMEN ACTUALLY DO ENJOY SEX, ( I KNOW THIS COMES AS A SURPRISE) BUT THEIR OVEN HAS TO BE PRE-HEATED. THIS COMES FROM SPENDING A LOT OF TIME BEING AFFECTIONATE. THATS WHAT YOU DID WHEN YOU DATED HER.

3) SECURITY. A WOMAN WANTS TO BE TAKEN CARE OF. SHE WANTS HER MAN TO BE THE PROVIDER AND PROTECTOR. SHE WANTS YOU TO MAKE HER FEEL SECURE. THAT DOES NOT MEAN THAT YOU HAVE TO BE RICH, OR THAT SHE CANNOT OUT EARN YOU, IT JUST MEANS THAT SHE NEEDS SECURITY. A WIFE WANTS A NEST. SHE WANTS STABILITY. PROTECT HER, CALL HER, MAKE SURE HER CAR IS SAFE. CHECK ON HER. HELP HER AROUND THE HOUSE!

HUSBAND IF YOU ARE NOT DOING THESE THREE THINGS, THEN EVENTUALLY YOUR WIFE WILL LEAVE YOUR BUTT FOR A MAN THAT WILL. THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE SHE WORKS WITH OR A FRIEND THAT WILL PAY ATTENTION TO HER, BE AFFECTIONATE AND OFFER SECURITY.

SO, START ENGAGING YOUR WIFE AND APPRECIATE HER BEFORE SHE LEAVES YOU FOR SOME GUY THAT WILL. HAPPENS EVERYDAY, IN EVERY CHURCH. WORD.

NEXT: WHAT EVERY MAN WANTS FROM HIS WIFE

DEALING WITH OCD

I HAVE HAD OCD ALL OF MY LIFE. OCD MEANS OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER. IT MEANS THAT YOU HAVE UNWANTED, UNINVITED, INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS AND IMAGES THAT RACE THROUGH YOUR MIND 24/7.

THAT'S THE OBSESSIVE PART. THE NEVER ENDING TRAFFIC FLOW OF THOUGHTS OR IMAGES. IT CAN DRAIN AWAY YOUR DESIRE TO LIVE. IT NEVER STOPS. YOU STAY FIXATED ON SOMETHING.

THE COMPULSIVE PART OF OCD IS THAT YOU FEEL OVERWHELMINGLY COMPELLED TO DO CERTAIN ACTS OR RITUALS TO FIND RELIEF. MOST PEOPLE THINK OF SOME ONE WITH OCD AS CONSTANTLY WASHING THIER HANDS OR CLEANING THE HOUSE.

SOME PEOPLE WITH OCD HAVE UNCONTROLLABLE URGES TO TOUCH THINGS OR TO ARRANGE THINGS IN A CERTAIN ORDER. SOME PEOPLE OBSESSIVELY THINK OR REPEAT CERTAIN NUMBER SEQUENCES. IF YOU HAVE EVER SEEN THE POPULAR TV SHOW MONK THEN YOU HAVE SEEN SOMEONE WITH OCD IN ACTION.

MY OCD IS CONTINUOUS FIXATED THOUGHT PATTERNS AND IMAGES. ITS LIKE HAVING A NEWS TICKER SCROLLING AT THE BOTTOM OF CNN OR FOX. I CANNOT STOP THE UNWANTED THOUGHTS AND IMAGES. IMPOSSIBLE. NERVE RACKING. DEPRESSING AND HOPELESS.

MANY PEOPLE WITH OCD ARE FIXATED ON SEX OR RELIGION. ITS ALL THEY CAN THINK ABOUT. I HAVE WONDERED IF TIGER WOODS AND OTHER SEX ADDICTS HAVE OCD AND THAT THEIR BEHAVIOR IS THE RESULT OF THE DISORDER. THE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ARE CONSTANT AND UNWANTED, SO THEIR RITUAL TO GAIN RELIEF IS IN THE ACT OF SEX,

PEOPLE WITH OCD OFTEN FEEL TREMENDOUS GUILT AND SHAME. THEY SHOULD NOT. THEY ARE NOT THE SOURCE OF THEIR THOUGHTS AND COMPULSIONS. I USED TO THINK IT WAS JUST ME BEING A BIG TIME SINNER AND FELT TREMENDOUS GUILT AND SHAME.

IM NOT SURE HOW TO DEAL WITH IT. IT HAS GOTTEN WORSE AS I GET OLDER. I CANNOT SHUT MY MIND OFF FROM THINGS I HAVE NO DESIRE TO THINK ABOUT. MY BIGGEST WORRY IS DOING THINGS OUT OF CHARACTER, THINGS THAT I WOULD NEVER WANT TO DO.

THE PURPOSE OF THIS POST IS TO FIND OTHERS OUT THERE LIKE ME. I HAVE MEET A COUPLE OF PEOPLE THAT HAVE IT TOO. IT REALLY HELPS TO HAVE SOMEONE TO TALK WITH ABOUT IT. ALL OF MY OCD FRIENDS ARE WOMEN. MEN ARE TOO ASHAMED AND PROUD TO TALK ABOUT IT.

PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF OCD ALL OF THE TIME, BUT IT DOES NOT BOTHER ME. LOTS OF PEOPLE HAVE IT. I HAVE READ THAT 1 IN 40 PEOPLE HAVE OCD. MOST PEOPLE GO UNTREATED AND JUST THINK THAT THEY ARE CRAZY. MOST PEOPLE ARE TOO EMBARRASSED TO GET HELP. I KNOW THAT I WAS.

http://helpguide.org/mental/obsessive_compulsive_disorder_ocd.htm

RICHARD SCRUSHY

RICHARD SCUSHY IS THE MOST HATED MAN IN ALABAMA. I DON'T KNOW OF A SINGLE PERSON THAT CAN STAND THE SIGHT OF HIM. EVERY ONE I KNOW HATES HIS GUTS AND CURSES HIM.

BUT, I AM HIS FRIEND. RICHARD SCRUSHY HAS ALWAYS BEEN A GOOD FRIEND TO ME. I GUESS THE RICHARD SCRUSHY THAT I KNOW IS DIFFERENT FROM THE VILLAIN THAT I HAVE WATCHED ON TELEVISION AND IN DOCUMENTARIES.

SCRUSHY HAS ALWAYS BEEN NICE TO ME. I HAVE EVEN DISAGREED WITH HIM FACE TO FACE, AND STOOD UP TO HIM. BUT HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN SUPER KIND TO ME. I DO NOT KNOW OR RECOGNIZE THE DEMON THEY PORTRAY HIM AS IN THE MEDIA.

MAYBE HE IS GUILTY. I DO NOT KNOW. ALL I KNOW IS THAT HE WAS A FRIEND TO ME WHEN HE HAD NOTHING TO GAIN. I HAVE BEEN WITH HIM WHEN THE WHOLE WORLD WAS AGAINST HIM. I HAVE BEEN WITH HIM ON OUR KNEES CRYING OUT TO GOD. I HAVE BEEN WITH HIM IN JAIL WHEN THE BLACK PREACHERS WERE NOT AROUND.

MAYBE IM THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN JOKE AROUND WITH HIM? I CAN MAKE HIM LAUGH. I HAVE MADE HIM TURN RED IN THE FACE. HE DOES NOT INTIMIDATE ME. I HAVE BEEN IN HIS HOUSE, AND HE HAS BEEN TO MY HOUSE. WE HAVE WALKED AND TALKED.

GUESS I JUST CANT THROW A FRIEND UNDER A BUS. PEOPLE DO THAT. ESPECIALLY CHURCH PEOPLE. DID SCRUSHY LIE? DID HE CHEAT? IS HE SATAN? IS HE CORRUPT? HAS HE RUINED LIVES? I DON'T KNOW, BUT HE HAS BEEN A GOOD FRIEND TO ME, AND I DON'T GIVE UP ON MY FRIENDS.

DOWNSIZING MY ENORMOUS EGO

ONE OF MY MANY FLAWS AS A HUMAN BEING IS BEING SLAP FULL OF MYSELF. I TOOK THE NARCISSISTIC TEST RECENTLY AND WAS SURPRISED AT HOW BAD I REALLY AM. IM NOT REALLY SURE WHAT THE CURE IS FOR BEING FULL OF ONES SELF. IS IT PRAYER? HARD TIMES? GETTING BROUGHT LOW?

UP UNTIL NOW I HAVE ALWAYS HAD GLAMOROUS AND EGO FEEDING JOBS. I STARTED OUT IN THE MARINE CORPS, AND EVERYONE KNOWS THAT THE MARINES ARE THE WORLDS GREATEST FIGHTING FORCE. ITS COMMON KNOWLEDGE. ASK ANY TEENAGER IN AMERICA WHO THE TOUGHEST TROOPS ARE AND THEY ALREADY KNOW.

SO FOR SEVERAL YEARS, I WORE THE MARINE UNIFORM AND HAIRCUT, RAN EVERYDAY, TALKED SMACK, AND ADMIRED MYSELF. EVERYWHERE I WENT, ALL OVER THE WORLD PEOPLE RECOGNIZED ME AS A MARINE. SAILORS, SOLDIERS AND AIRMEN STEPPED ASIDE IN MY PRESENCE. (A NATURAL REFLEX OTHER BRANCHES OF THE ARMED FORCES DO INSTINCTIVELY AROUND MARINES) )

AFTER MY TOUR OF DUTY, I BECAME A POLICE OFFICER. PEOPLE WERE SCARED OF ME. I WROTE THOUSANDS OF TICKETS, MADE HUNDREDS OF ARREST, WON OFFICER OF THE YEAR FOR MY PRECINCT, AND NEVER LOST A FIGHT. I THOUGHT THAT I WAS THE BIGGEST AND THE BADDEST.

AS A POLICE OFFICER, EVERYONE LOOKS UP TO YOU AND WANTS TO HEAR YOU TELL POLICE STORIES. YOUR THE LIFE OF EVERY PARTY. I FELT VASTLY SUPERIOR TO MOST MEN. I HAD A SHINY BADGE, A GUN LIKE MEL GIBSON, AND COULD SPEED AND RUN RED LIGHTS FOR FUN. I WAS THE BOSS. I RULED MY BEAT. I PUT FOLKS IN JAIL FOR SPORT AND ENTERTAINMENT.

THEN I TOOK THE MOST EGO INFLATING JOB ON EARTH. I BECAME A PASTOR. NOW A PASTOR IS JUST LIKE BEING A REGULAR PERSON EXCEPT THEY HAVE BIGGER EGOS AND MUST BE STROKED. THE REASON WHY PREACHERS ARE LONG WINDED IS BECAUSE THEY LIKE TO HEAR THEMSELVES TALK. THEIR OPINION AND INSIGHTS ARE SOUGHT OUT BY THEIR OWN PERSONAL FAN CLUB THAT HANGS ON THEIR EVERY WORD.

THE PASTOR GETS INVITED TO EVERY PARTY, EVERY SOCIAL, EVERY COMMUNITY EVENT, EVERY PARADE, EVERY CITY COUNCIL MEETING, EVERY SCHOOL BOARD. THE PASTOR IS THE SUPERMAN IN THE HOUR OF HIS PARISHIONERS CRISIS. EVERY SUNDAY AND WEDNESDAY, LONG LINES OF PEOPLE WAIT TO SHAKE YOUR HAND AND TELL YOU HOW WONDERFUL YOU ARE. ALL THE PRETTY LADIES WANT A HUG.

THE PASTOR IS ALWAYS THE CENTER OF ATTENTION EVERYWHERE HE GOES. HE IS CALLED UPON IN TRAGEDY AND IN TRIUMPH. HE DOES ALL THE FUNERALS AND WEDDINGS AND IS ON HAND FOR ALL OF LIFE'S MAJOR EVENTS. PEOPLE SEEK THE PASTOR FOR MARRIAGE ADVICE, FINANCIAL DIRECTION AND FOR ALL THE ANSWERS IN LIFE.

NOW IM A LOWLY CARPET CLEANER. I DRIVE A LOUD VAN, WEAR SHORTS ALL YEAR, SWEAT BUCKETS OF PERSPIRATION, AND WALK WITH PAIN IN EVERY PART OF MY BODY. VERY EXCITING AND ADVENTUROUS. NO ONE GETS EXCITED WHEN I TELL THEM WHAT MY JOB IS. NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR MY CARPET CLEANING STORIES. NO ONE ASKS ME ABOUT HOW TO FIX THEIR SCREWED UP LIVES. THEY ONLY WANT TO KNOW HOW TO GET PET ODORS OUT.

BUT IT DOES HAVE ITS PERKS. HOW MANY JOBS DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU GET TO SPEND ALL OF YOUR TIME ALONE WITH WOMEN, GETTING ALL HOT AND SWEATY, AND LEAVING THEM HAPPY? NOT MANY!

ELIZABETH TAYLOR

MY WIFE CONI USED TO MAKE ME WATCH OLD CLASSIC BLACK AND WHITE MOVIES WITH HER. GROWING UP, SHE HAD SEEN ALL OF THE GREAT FILMS AND KNEW ALL THE BACKGROUND AND DETAILS OF ALL THE MOVIE STARS.

OVER THE YEARS, I BECAME A BIGGER FAN THAN HER. I ESPECIALLY LOVE WATCHING ELIZABETH TAYLOR MOVIES. THEY SAY THAT SHE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD AND I AGREE.

MY KIDS TEASE ME ALL THE TIME ABOUT BEING OBSESSED WITH HER. I DO WATCH HER MOVIES A LOT. I HAVE A GIANT COFFEE TABLE PHOTO BOOK OF HER ON MY NIGHTSTAND, AND I COLLECT PICTURES OF HER. I NEVER GET TIRED OF SEEING HER. SHE FAVORS MY WIFE AT TIMES.

MY OBSESSION HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SEX OR ROMANCE. I DON'T LOOK AT HER AND LUST OR DAYDREAM ABOUT HER. I JUST THINK THAT SHE IS GLAMOROUS AND GORGEOUS. I THINK THAT IF SHE HAD DIED YOUNG AND TRAGIC, THAT SHE WOULD BE MORE ICONIC THAN MARILYN MONROE.

MY FAVORITE ELIZABETH TAYLOR MOVIE IS "CAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF". MY WHOLE FAMILY HAS SEEN THAT MOVIE MANY TIMES. MAGGIE THE CAT! SHE IS JUST SO GORGEOUS IN THAT MOVIE, AND I LOVE THE WAY SHE HUNG IN THERE AND FOUGHT FOR HER MAN AND DEFENDED HIM. I GUESS ANY WOMAN WOULD FIGHT FOR PAUL NEWMAN THOUGH.

ONE OF MY DREAMS IS TO MEET ELIZABETH TAYLOR IN PERSON. MAYBE SHE WILL GOOGLE HERSELF AND READ MY BLOG. FAMOUS PEOPLE DO STUFF LIKE THAT CAUSE THEY LIKE TO READ ABOUT THEMSELVES. SO MAYBE SHE WILL RUN ACROSS THIS AND INVITE ME OVER FOR DINNER. THAT WOULD BE WAY TOO COOL!